She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?