WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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