WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
whose ass print is on the piano?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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