i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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