Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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