I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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