at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
As shirtless as possible
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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