i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
She even gives head with a lisp.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
well, you know. whores of a feather.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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