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pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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