love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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being pregnant is like rehab
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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