if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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