Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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