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While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
smell my finger.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
