I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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