just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
i believe in u and ur pee
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