no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.