When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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