Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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