yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?