so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?