doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual