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• (561): View more from Florida

  So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me

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  No promises.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you

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• (949): View more from California

  shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.

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• (661): View more from California

  i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance

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• (305): View more from Florida

  He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.

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• (925): View more from California

  You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected

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