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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently

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• (512): View more from Texas

  in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous

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  If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself

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• (805): View more from California

  WHY are the edges of my bra charred???

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.

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• (631): View more from New York

  It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!

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