His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.