I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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