Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??