i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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