So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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