I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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