If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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