I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.