Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I would ride that face into the sunset