like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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