how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.