Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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