After last night, I could never be a politician.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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