wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Is it penis luge time yet?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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