Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
