She announced her abortion via fbk
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.