So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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