apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
My vagina just clenched in fear
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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