Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
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I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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