I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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