I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
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I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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