is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...