If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.