i can juggle bunnies
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on fire
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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