At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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