Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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