So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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