hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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