People in love make me want to vomit
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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