Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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