So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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