That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.