I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.