a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
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Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜