It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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