you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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